Warmachine
I love Warmachine for the tight, competitive rules, but I am not good enough to write strategy guides. So here are painting guides instead.
4 guides
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If you read three things on this page, read these.
How to Get Better by Playing Yourself
A complete guide to solo Warmachine practice—why it works, how to deploy against yourself without cheating, and how to get months of improvement in a week.
Other Ways to Sell Your Hobby Stuff Besides eBay
A practical guide to selling miniatures and hobby stuff through Discord, Reddit MiniSwap, Facebook Marketplace, and local game stores—plus tips on pricing, tagging, and eBay fee math.
How to Paint Crucible Guard Green
The cheat code for achieving that perfect Crucible Guard green using just three speed paints and an airbrush, working from highlights to shadows.
My personal Warmachine Army Project
Old Umbrey
I plan on playing Old Umbrey in 2027, so I am getting it painted now. I am committing to Old Umbrey as my faction for 2027, regardless of what happens with the balance patch.
On the desk: Lissya, Primeval, Vorony, Chosen of the Witch.
Painting guides by faction
These are recipes, and guides on how to paint the official box art schemes my way.
Crucible Guard
1 guide
Grymkin
Coming soon
On the desk: Heretic, Old Witch, Cage Rager, Crabbit, Slaughterhouse, Dreadrot.
Infernals
Coming soon
On the desk: Zataroth, a heavy, a light, cultist, destroyer, Kithguard, Kraghorn.
Convergence of Cyriss
Coming soon
On the desk: Directrix, Lucant.
Dark Ops
Coming soon
On the desk: Thexus, Malfessor, Criterion, Drudge, Agitator.
Thornfall Alliance
Coming soon
On the desk: Midas, Sturm & Drang or Carver.
Not faction-specific
3 guides
How to Get Better by Playing Yourself
A complete guide to solo Warmachine practice—why it works, how to deploy against yourself without cheating, and how to get months of improvement in a week.
Other Ways to Sell Your Hobby Stuff Besides eBay
A practical guide to selling miniatures and hobby stuff through Discord, Reddit MiniSwap, Facebook Marketplace, and local game stores—plus tips on pricing, tagging, and eBay fee math.
Painting Butcher Klaus Minicrate
Speed painting Butcher Klaus for a painting competition using Army Painter speed paints—getting a tabletop-ready model in one day.
More Warmachine on YouTube
A second channel, Warmachine only. Faction schemes, army projects, and event coverage.
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