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May 13, 2026 / #painting

Taking a look at Inquisitor Kroyle

Quick unboxing of the Inquisitor Kroyle sprue from a kit-bashing perspective, plus action-figure prop counters for Monster Friends and a stack of Ex Obscuris appliance prints.

No making the same mistakes as I usually do

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Apr 30, 2026 / #kitbashing

No making the same mistakes as I usually do

Found two Death Watch sprues and an Imperial Agents Combat Patrol in the pile — laying down ground rules for coming back to 40k for 11th edition without falling into the same FOMO traps as last time.

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Apr 23, 2026 / #warhammer

GW got me again

Breaking a three-year no-new-GW streak at my old local store, plus why the daily hobby vlog is winding down so I can start building 40k my way for 11th edition.

How to Start Commission Painting and Why You Maybe Shouldn't

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Apr 1, 2026 / #painting

How to Start Commission Painting and Why You Maybe Shouldn't

Real talk on getting into commission painting—how to find clients, how to price your work, and why turning your hobby into a business might not be what you think.

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Mar 15, 2026 / #ttrpg

Painting and Ranting about Game Design

Glazing purples on Maximus while rambling about designing a solo Mordheim-style skirmish game—thoughts on HP alternatives, attrition systems, and what makes games tick.

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Feb 26, 2026 / #painting

Paint and Ramble Night

A late-night painting session working on purple blending for an Infinity commission model while base coating a second miniature with plans for pale green and pink Nurgle-inspired skin.

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Nov 9, 2025 / #painting

Easy Mode Goblin Faces

How to make goblin faces really pop in about 8 minutes—teeth, gums, lips, and noses using just a busted up brush and basic techniques.

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Nov 2, 2025 / #orcs-and-goblins

Just Vloggin

Painting mangler squigs, finishing up the goblin army, and discovering the Gardens of Hecati Kickstarter—plus committing to finish goblins by Friday no matter what.

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Oct 25, 2025 / #orcs-and-goblins

How to Paint Pale Orc Flesh

No-nonsense guide to grim dark pale orc skin using Pallid Wych Flesh, Bugman's Glow, and streaking grime—plus the spit effect secret.

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Oct 25, 2025 / #orcs-and-goblins

How to Paint Pale Orc Skin

No-nonsense guide to grim dark pale orc skin—Pallid Wych Flesh, Bugman's Glow, streaking grime. Plus the spit effect secret: UHU glue.

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Oct 23, 2025 / #orcs-and-goblins

I Finally Painted a Goblin

After 12 different test goblins and shades of green, finally found one I love—Alizarin Green plus Lime Green doing all the work.

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Oct 20, 2025 / #airbrushing

Preshading 90 Goblins

Airbrushing a Ninja-style preshade on 90 goblins—hex-lichen from below, purple ink, then white from above. Plus the squigs look amazing already.

Fixing My 3D Printer by Reflashing the Firmware

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Oct 18, 2025 / #3d-printing

Fixing My 3D Printer by Reflashing the Firmware

Day 38, kids getting sick, almost didn't make a video—but I fixed my 3D printer by just showing up and doing the work. Reflashed the firmware and we're back in business.

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Oct 15, 2025 / #orcs-and-goblins

I Spent an Entire Day Painting Tongues

A whole day of painting squig tongues set to music—plus cutting in details with black to protect all that hard work on the skin.

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Oct 9, 2025 / #orcs-and-goblins

I Built 90 Goblins in 5 Days

Finally done building! 18 hours of tedious work later, all 90 goblins are assembled. Tomorrow the videos get cool again.

Slowly Going Insane Removing Mould Lines

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Oct 8, 2025 / #orcs-and-goblins

Slowly Going Insane Removing Mould Lines

15 hours later, all 90 goblins are mold line free. I've dulled the back side of an X-Acto blade. This has been brutal.

When the Airbrush Breaks, Paint a 20-Year-Old Goblin

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Oct 2, 2025 / #orcs-and-goblins

When the Airbrush Breaks, Paint a 20-Year-Old Goblin

When the airbrush is broken and you're stuck, pull out that 20-year-old goblin from storage. Don't let setbacks stop you from moving forward.

Kitbashing an Ogryn with a Cursed City Head

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Sep 30, 2025 / #kitbashing

Kitbashing an Ogryn with a Cursed City Head

Two hours condensed into two minutes—Ogryn body, Cursed City head, green stuff fur helmet. Making that conversion I've had on my mind for weeks.

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Sep 18, 2025 / #hobby-motivation

A Game Board Turned Into Its Own World

Seven days in and I've found something I didn't realize I'd lost. The board started telling its own story, and for the first time in years, I'm truly back in the hobby.